Horrifc dumps

[pvfan]

This thread is dedicated to the worst dump of your life. No not the dump where Jane breaks up with but when you go sit on the porcelain throne.

One day last semester after eating up at Papa Joes (and anybody who has ever had any food at UVA-Wise knows it runs through you) I have a class over in Darden. Mid-way through the class my stomach starts rolling something terrible, I get up and rush downstairs to the bathroom (still trying to figure out why there is no mens restroom upstairs). I get there and unload the loudest, smelliest dump you ever seen/smelled in your life. A strong mixture of diahrrea and just very very large turds occupied that toilet. Some poor soul is sitting beside me in the other stall having the same problem. Trying not to embarrass myself I hurry up and finish, flush the toilet and it wont go down. I'm not proud of this but I left it there for the janitors to take of. I washed my hands and headed back to class. Before I get back to class I'm getting a txt message from the guy in the other stall, it was the guy I had ate lunch with evidently Papa Joe's was doing some major damage that day. The only time in my life I remember having an experience this bad is when I was a kid and Zebra and I were going to Florida. If you remember that incident Zebra this one was 10X worse.

[NotSoSilentBob]

Try having a bleeding ulcer for a week and not knowing it. That was a smell that I will never forget.

[BlueWahooChambordDevil]

spend a friday night drinking then go to white castle........spend a saturday night drinking......then go to white castle.............then wake up sunday afternoon hung over as all hell.......and order dominos

then talk to me on monday morning

[TheBeast]

Held one from about 5:00 one evening till 8:00 the next morning because I was on the road all night and in a hurry. Most painfull one ever.

[yankeebaseball]

Myself, and 3 other friends left Shannons rest. when it was still open, my stoumach began to roll as we was driving at the red light on the bottom of the hill where Wendy's is, well it hit and it was coming, I get out of the car, run up the hill, make it to the bathroom, then proceed to make someones evening clean a terrible job.

[knight_67]

My dad was just getting the outside work done on the house he had had built down on copper creek, we'd been living there about 3 weeks. I was in 8th grade at the time. Dad is in one bathroom, brother is in the other one, third one was toilet-less at the time. Well, i enjoyed a nice jethro bowl of cinnamon toast crunch, and about 5 minutes later it hit me. Dad was still in his, brother was still shitting in the other one, couldn't go outside (worker's outside or i would have gladly shat ass hanging out the front door into the unfinished deck), run into the bathroom my brother was at begging him to get up and let me unleash this fury that had taken over my stomach, he wouldn't budge, it was go time though. I couldn't make it to the shower, so i dropped my drawers, hopped up on the sink, and let it loose, barely having enough time for it to hit the sink before it would have covered the floor. In a mere 20 seconds my work was done, but it was unlike any i had ever, or still have let out. Consistency of soft serve ice cream, and i guarantee it filled half the sink up. I've had some bad ones, but that topped them all..